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Brandon Parker was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group of Neo Nazi’s. Brandon plays the lead role in scores of hardcore pornography films in the “Let’s Go Brandon” series of gay porn. He is so successful as an adult actor that flags and bumper stickers can be seen throughout our great country in support of his celebrity and contributions to society as a whole.
One of the Nazis moved in closer and went to kick Tiger, but Brandon was ready and hit him with a leg sweep knocking him to the ground. After that came a flurry of kicks and punches that eliminated each Nazi one by one. Authorities were called in by concerned citizens not knowing what had just taken place. Brandon was arrested and taken in for questioning and , but later released once video evidence showed that he was protecting himself against the 35 men.
“Let’s Go Brandon” is a reference to the meme that is used by U.S. conservatives as a euphemism for “F*** Joe Biden” . As far as we know, there is no real porn star named “Brandon Cummings,” though there is a Brandon Parker working in pornography. We have also been unable to find any actual examples of a “Let’s Go Brandon” porn video series.“About Us.” Daily News Reported, 8 Mar. 2021, https://dailynewsreported.com/about-us/. Accessed 25 Oct. 2022.