Warning Signs A Covid Testing Site Might Be A Scam

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Warning Signs A Covid Testing Site Might Be A Scam
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'When You Ask For The Results, They Run Giggling Out Of The Room' That should be against the Hippocratic Oath or something.

The Test Administrators Keep Muttering ‘Sucker’ Under Their Breath

While there are always exceptions to the rule, if a medical professional scoffs and calls you a “sucker” under their breath, it’s usually a bad sign.Allows An Upgrade To ‘Guaranteed Negative’ For An Extra $49.99 If a Covid testing site is actually a legitimate, government-backed enterprise, doctors will ask you to slip them at least $100 in cash.There’s Just A Guy Inside Eating A Hoagie Who Tells You If You Have Covid By Looking At YouThere’s Just A Guy Inside Eating A Hoagie Who Tells You If You Have Covid By Looking At YouWorkers Are Wearing Ghostbusters SuitsThis is a dead giveaway that they probably just ran out of hazmat suits at the costume store.

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