SAGINAW, MI—Resolving to maintain his chastity until that one special couple comes along, local virgin Kyle Markley confirmed Friday he is saving himself for a kinky pair of lovers looking for a third to spice things up. “To me, sex is a sacred thing, and I don’t want to give up my purity until I know I’ve found the…
SAGINAW, MI—Resolving to maintain his chastity until that one special couple comes along, local virgin Kyle Markley confirmed Friday he is saving himself for a kinky pair of lovers looking for a third to spice things up.
“To me, sex is a sacred thing, and I don’t want to give up my purity until I know I’ve found the right two pervy little freaks who like to go around soliciting strangers for threesomes,” said Markley, adding that you only lose your virginity once, so you have to make sure it’s with a couple who gets off on deflowering young men as part of their fetish play.
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