Buy a KFC Double Down now for your chance to fight demons in a hellish landscape. But enough about your colon. Now you can also get beta access to Diablo IV.
I'm not a religious person. I tried. I really did. I got baptized when I was born, went to church, served as an altar boy and my confirmation was whenever I was at the age that people of my former faith get confirmed. I got the ashes on my forehead every Wednesday after Mardi Gras. I wanted to have faith but in the end, it just didn't happen.
It's the opposite. The KFC Double Down could bring me back to religion, because it's a good sign that there's a god of some sort and he really doesn't like us. I'm talking like god is Joan Crawford and we're all Bette Davis. The Double Down is one of many fast food dishes designed by KFC to capture the internet's attention because it looks like something agraphic designer would Photoshop so someone can make a joke about the nation's latest obesity rates duringIt started with KFC's Famous Bowls, which are literally just a giant pile of chicken and side items mixed together in one bowl that comedian Patton Oswalt said he thought"was a Tim and Eric bit" before turning it into one of his funniest...
Thankfully, the Double Down is served warm, and not the kind of warm that feels like it's been sitting under a lamp for god knows how long. Unfortunately, it's not warm enough to melt the Swiss cheese slices that clearly were put on just as it was ordered. At least it would've given the whole thing a texture besides damp, flavorless chicken.
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