'‘'Twas the night before grant deadline, 7:15. Many creatures were stirring, thanks to caffeine. The comments accepted, the references done, In hopes someone might fund my first R01.' A holiday poem, from ScienceCareers.
The comments accepted, the references done,My font was New Roman. My aims were specific.The footnotes were hung like superscript pendants,And I dreamed of the day when I'd hear the pay line.to influence my tenure committee.When what should my wondering eyes chance to scanAnd I knew it would never survive peer review."Sweet merciful Darwin!" I cried to the heavens.
My spacing was close, or my font had a serif?""Cease your worry!" said he, in his bold way of talking.You've done all the research that one could deem prudent.And I knew right away he was Neil deGrasse Tyson.And, like most astronomers, none of it matched."Oh please, Dr. Tyson!" I then interrupted.
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