So you’re going on a Great American Road Trip in the 2015 Toyota Prius you borrowed from your stepdad. Congratulations! Before you leave, read this handy guide by blythelikehappy.
Like many people who read “On the Road” as a teen, followed #VanLife Instagram accounts, or watched the canonical Britney Spears film “Crossroads,” you have long dreamed of going on a Great American Road Trip, and now you are finally doing it—in a 2015 Toyota Prius you borrowed from your stepdad.
While it is “possible” to do this, your Prius will begin shaking violently like an egg from which a demon is about to hatch. If that sounds enjoyable to you, go for it.Your stepdad is obsessed with something called “hyper-miling,” whereby he supposedly optimizes fuel efficiency by putting the car into neutral every time he drives down a hill. We don’t really want to get into it, but doing this could result in death or serious injury.Your car has two of these.
At some point you will notice that this light is also on, and you won’t be able to remember how long it’s been on. You can probably ignore this, too.This only lights up when you already know that you’re hydroplaning. Just our little joke!This is your fault, and there’s no way to fix it.To check the engine, open the hood by pulling the lock-release lever inside the car, near the driver’s-side door. But, let’s be honest: if you’re reading this, you’re already in way over your head.
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