It’s like if 'Boyhood' was really about sandwiches
, have been largely shock and aw, though perhaps not in the way the commercial’s creators — a production company called Stink — intended. Let us dissect:As with all human life, we begin with a labor, in this case a water birth, which means this mother has been helpfully informed of all her delivery options and chosen what was best for her and her baby, a bouncing boy who may or —— may not grow to one day order something from Subway.
Watch as the lad grows from infant to a young pervert, peeping on the very mother that nursed him at her tit mere years prior:Not since Oedipus have we encountered so tragic a hero. What do you think this deviant’s favorite Subway order is?He becomes a teenager, falls in love, and gets his first kiss from an age-appropriate girl that is hopefully not related to him.
Hell yeah, you wealthy white youth! It’s backpackin’ in rural China time. Use these farmers as cultural props for your own emotional development, boyyyyyy.If there was ever a good time to tell your mom you used to watch her naked...Now a citizen of the world, this young man is ready not only to come home, but create a home of his own.“Every day, life asks you the same question,” the voiceover says .
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