'Yes, dates go in detective mode when they see this.'
People Are Revealing What's Normal To Have One Of But SUPER Weird To Have Two Of, And It's So Funny But Also Extremely Concerningasked,"What's something that's normal to have one of, but starts looking suspicious once you've got two?" and the answers ranged from funny to just plain true.
Here are some of the best below:"This is stretching 'normal,' but doctorates. Getting a PhD is basically psychological torture that lasts five to 10 years. Anyone going through it twice? On purpose? It is both impressive and suspicious." "When I went to donate a kidney, they called me a hero. When I went to donate a second one, they started asking difficult questions. When I went to donate a third, they called the cops!""Turkey basters. I bought two once, got a very strange look from the fella behind me in line. 'What’s the second one for?' 'Miscellaneous use' was my answer — pretty sure that meant 'weird butt stuff' in his head, based on the look I got. It was for pulling fluid out of my power steering pump in a pinch.""Growing up in the South, you get married at 18, divorce at 24, get knocked up, marry the baby daddy, and divorce around 40-50 once the kids are gone. Happens often." " more than one toothbrush in the cup when your date stays over. Yes, dates go in detective mode when they see this.""I've got two. One on my finger, and one from my deceased wife that I wear around my neck like Frodo. Before she died, she asked me to wear it that way, and I do.""I had a family member who had two for military reasons. It surprised the heck out of the Social Security Administration when the family member had to explain it."So, what do you think? If you have examples of your own to share, feel free to leave them in the comments or in the anonymous form below!
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