“I spent the rest of the party in the corner trying to be extinct.”
"It wasn’t my very first day but it was my first day back after a long illness . I decided I would change the lamination film in the laminator since the usual person was busy. Unfortunately, I put them in upside down, they adhered to the rollers, and the whole laminator was trash. Back then, it was a $1,500 mistake. On the upside, I will ALWAYS remember SHINY SIDE DOWN when loading a laminator.
"The last time, I threw up in my driveway on the way into my house. My neighbor was outside and asked if I was drunk. I worried all night that my new distinguished co-workers thought I was drinking on the job! Luckily, they came to know I wasn’t, and I didn’t eat in that cafeteria for the entire time I worked there.""My first ever job when I was 14 was working in a cafe, and I was asked to scrub the floors in the dishwashing area.
"Joke was on me. They didn’t believe this freckled shrimp of a woman was their new theatre teacher. It took me pulling out the framed pictures of me and my family that I’d stashed away before they believed me. That was 24 years ago. I’m still teaching there, still short…but the wrinkles give my age away now. No regrets from that first day, though."And finally, this sweet tale:"I got a new job and relocated to California.
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