Because it just makes sense for a couple of Real Housewives to join in on the fun, right?
—Y.V.What The White Lotus needs is a real-life celebrity playing a celebrity on vacation—and I’m ready to see Anne Hathaway fill this role.Season three is begging for someone to break the fourth wall with audiences. Nene Leakes, offame, provides more than enough fodder, without fail, each time someone says something odious .
Wait, who’s that short, balding guy wearing a checkered button-down shirt, sunning himself on the lido deck? It’s George Costanza from—and he’s checking in to The White Lotus. Or, at least, he should be—his bumbling, remarkably lazy, negative-as-all-hell demeanor would shine on the show. And although the series is hilarious already, it would do well with even more jokes from members of The Tribe.
It’s about time Julia Fox gets back into acting following the year she’s had—and what better way to make that re-introduction than on? After the PR nightmares that occurred at both the Hawaii and Sicily properties, The White Lotus really needs some good press. Why not invite an influencer for a comped week at their newest location? Fox’s character can show off her fabulous vacation through Instagram stories and pap shots.
Maybe I’m just in an Italian state of mind after this past season, but while we’re bringing back iconic, Italian-American actors, why not throw Joe Pesci into the mix? Picture this: Marisa Tomei is a successful lawyer whose dad is finally retiring after running the local barber shop for 40 years. Now that Tomei has money, she wants to take her dad on the trip he could never afford and allow him to relax after years of hard work.
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