SexDiaries: 10:01 a.m. A 21-year-old contacts me on Grindr. So young. The first thought that goes through my head is, “What daddy issues do you have?”
Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a single guy crushing on all the cute men he sees: 38, project leader, Bay Area.9 a.m. I wake up and text my teammates to see what time they’ll get to the basketball tournament. I pick up new sports because I want to meet new people … and basketball players are some of the cutest athletes around.
2:25 p.m. Along with my new teammate friend, I head over to Folsom to meet some other friends. I’m also trying to meet up with my best friend Aaron. He was my first boyfriend and broke my heart into a million pieces after five years … but somehow we remained best friends. My other ex-boyfriend, Teddy, initially had a real problem with my friendship with Aaron. Eventually Teddy came to realize he had nothing to be threatened over. These days I wouldn’t touch Aaron with a ten-foot pole.
8:54 p.m. I text Colin to see if he got home safely. I’m already thinking about how we met in a cool way … already planning out our relationship. This is a one-way ticket to crazy town. I tell myself to calm the fuck down. 1:25 p.m. Finally able to check my phone and yes! Noah did respond. But I have a lot of work to do so I’ll read and respond later.
10:05 a.m. In a meeting and my co-worker is looking really cute. Kind of nerdy with a hint of scruff and a goofy smile. Definitely a bro-grammer, though. Nothing’s going to happen. 9:54 p.m. On my way home, I see a green Volvo and it reminds me of Teddy, since that was what he drove. It pisses me off that I’m still thinking about him after all these years. It’s not that I miss him or that I want to get back together with him; I just miss coming home to someone and cuddling. I start to feel bad about being single and have thoughts that I will die alone. Listening to Adele doesn’t help.8:25 a.m. Just got off the phone with my mom. I would call myself a momma’s boy.
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