Is it too early to say that Jessel has the makings of a top-tier Housewife?
Greetings, cackling hags! I’m Molly Fitzpatrick, visiting adjunct teaching assistant at the Real Housewives Institute, filling in for Brian Moylan while he’s off piloting a submersible to the bottom of Crappie Lake. Choke down the last slice of your rainbow sashimi pizza fromIn honor of her contributions as this week’s MVP, I would like to award the grease-stained paper Burger King crown I keep in my purse at all times in case of emergency to Brynn.
And then there’s Jessel — not worthy of a crown, per se, but I’ll see if I can rustle up a half-empty box of Tic Tacs from the bottom of my bag as her prize. If nothing else, there are definitely some tissues down there. That said: The more challenging aspects of Jessel’s personality can also make for less compelling television. Specifically, television that makes me feel like I put in somebody else’s contact lenses by accident and now everything’s a little blurry and my head is killing me, I better lie down.
Unfortunately for Erin, she and Jessel achieve enough of a tentative, confusing peace that she’s still obligated to attend a cocktail party slash designer handbag pop-up sale slash charity event at Jessel’s home. There, Pavit chooses to drink champagne with a carrot stick floating in it, a move that, based on Jessel’s horrified reaction, has most likely delayed their first post-babies sex occasion by at least another six months.
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