Let’s break down the outfit math for a Housewife’s three-day weekend, shall we?
. Here they are all just kind of chilling, spending time with each other, sharing things about their lives, and stocking up on some bad behavior to brandish in each other’s faces during some vague future like all Real Housewives should. Just ask Margaret Josephs; we need to be building arsenals here, people.
The ladies are calling ahead because they’re hungry, and Erin, who suffered the most during The Great Cheese-a-brouhaha of 2023, finally has a snack that she thinks they’ll get on board with: caviar. In fact, she has two caviar caterers show up and put the precious eggs on some blinis, some potato chips, and the saddest looking crudité I have ever seen outside of a D’Agostino’s. Seriously, did you really need to pay two people just so they could make two measly little trays of this?snack.
The dinner conversation is lively. We hear from Jenna about how she discovered she was a lesbian later in life, how she came out thanks to the, and how having sex with women is so much better than having sex with men. To be honest, it made me want to give it another whirl. However, it would be with none of the women around this table because they had no idea who American hero, lesbian legend, and all-around GOATThough I am not so excited about Jenna keeping her girlfriend private, I get it.
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