Rachel and Danielle take center stage and prove to be welcome additions to RHONJ.
I swear to whatever god made Jane Fonda’s face wrinkle free in 2023 that someone at Bravo knows about the infamous Eileen Davidson Accord. For those new to the Real Housewives Institute, it is a bylaw that says we don’t judge the new women until after their fifth episode has aired to give them a bit of a grace period.
As for Rachel, well, I am sort of in love with the entire Fuda clan — except for her husband, who should be jailed for the crimes he has committed against the American mustache. But even then, we hear about John and his son Jayden and how he had to raise him since his mother wasn’t around. I just want to cry and hug them and secretly knick all the razors from their house so he can knock it off.
However, I don’t think Jenf is of this world, as I like to say. She makes the rookiest of mistakes when inviting everyone over. “All the parties have been filled with venom,” she says. She’s going to throw a nicer party. No one is going to yell, and they’re going to get along and have fun and eat chicken and waffles and braid each other’s hair and talk about. Does she know what show she signed up for? That is not how we roll here.
Well, as the kids say, Jen fucked around and found out, because Marge comes back with, “Let me tell you what I fucking have. A good marriage, you stupid fucking bitch!” Okay, I don’t think we needed the name-calling at the end, but that is a hell of a zinger. Marge also follows that up by calling Jen a “disheveled little drug addict,” which is perfect. Print it up. Put it on T-shirts, put it on mugs, put it on pot holders, put it on tote bags. I’ll buy them all.
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