The Onion tells you everything you need to know about Trump’s potential indictment.
A: The correct term for when white people smash things is “demonstration.”A: They’re striving to hit that sweet spot of breathless and reckless.
A: Trump has vowed to run for president from prison just like his hero Eugene Debs.A: That The Hague has really been slacking off.A: In a way, he has been in a prison of his own privilege his whole life, but no.
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