Cary and Brooke see the limits of Hollywood altruism.
that Ellen couldn’t attend?) Shuli set this relationship up so Chase can start moving on while he’s an adult. The only problem is he meets a Muggle named Pam Snot with a bag full of gummy worms. They do the fullmeeting through an aquarium, but instead, they meet through a popcorn-maker in the theater lobby.
Brooke keeps skipping out on the play to get involved in the Chase drama and suggests Pam should pose as a contest winner who loves Dannon yogurt, then leads a discussion about whether you would want to poop out of your mouth or eat with your butt. Eventually, the audience is so trapped by the play that they come there to sleep, including our lovely, who is shirtless in his boxers in the audience and catches Brooke with Chase and his team. Marry me, Lance, you sweet, sweet, wonderful man with the exact right amount of body hair. The end of the episode has two riveting scenes. The first is a huge fight between Brooke and Lance, during which she breaks up with him so Lance and I can explore our love without any of his ex-girlfriends around the place. Actually, she feels he judges her because she wants to be a manager again, but Lance, always supportive, tells her she can. He’s not judging her; she’s projecting her judgment of herself onto him. He says if she has feelings or problems, she should talk to him about it, and she says, “Go fuck yourself.”, who breaks character for just a second to tell him to stop freaking out. Then Lucas is nominated for a Tony Award for the play and gets flowers from Debra Messing, which is what happens whenever a gay man is nominated for a Tony. I’m not sure how, but it’s part of the Gay Agenda. We see Lucas give a squee little smile and then Cary stays with him because of the nomination. He and his sister are on parallel but opposite paths; she’s breaking up with a man when she shouldn’t because she’s insecure, and he’s staying with a man when he shouldn’t because he’s insecure. The only one who is secure? Streeter. In “Brooke, and We Are Not Joking, Goes to Space,” he’s taking care of Brooke after moving into his own house, a Brooklyn brownstone, because Pat treated him well in their breakup. After Brooke does a tour of visiting all of her relatives, eating out of the same tray of stinky nachos, she eventually decides she wants to date someone in the business world who is as successful as she is. Shuli sets her up with a Jeff Bezos wannabe who’s obsessed with his fitness, his giant lips, his high eyebrows, and constantly being higher than everyone. He’s just a competitive mess, and when he finds out Pat is dating Simu Liu and is on the Marvel plane, he takes Brooke to space to prove he’s better. She goes on a date with a normal millionaire later, and he’s giving this whole hunky Matt Modine vibe. They’re totally getting into it when he finds out his app sold for a shit-ton of money and now he’s a billionaire. Immediately, his lips plump up and he climbs to the top of the restaurant and becomes unbearable. I don’t know, I think I might take some Lisa Rinna lips and a dick-shaped spaceship to be a billionaire. Just saying. Cary is chasing after a man of his own, and it is Globby, the character in a Disney animated movie called. He’s the first queer character in a Disney animated movie, and they really, really want to show just how gay he is by showing him in bed with another glob of green jelly. This is a parody, of course, to the “
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