“We don’t do this to the Marys—we acknowledge that one is quite contrary and one has a little lamb. I ask that you extend the same courtesy to me, for the sake of my family.”
Here he is not wrong—what is all the shouting about? Two people with the same name is simply not that interesting.John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidts”? Or better yet, “There goes the John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt who lets the cows loose into the briar, knocked paint all over the Town Hall’s steps, and burned down the old mulberry field! AndAt the very least, I implore that you not let the damage grow further.
So I beg of you, my fellow-neighbors, please forget all the verses of John’s jaunty but devastating song. And make an effort to see us as different people. We don’t do this to the Marys—we acknowledge that one is quite contrary and one has a little lamb. I ask that you extend the same courtesy to me, for the sake of my family.
And now we should go ascertain what John is up to, for the sheep are bleating and the hillside is once again aflame. ♦
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