The Onion’s Complete Wedding Planning Timeline

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The last thing you want while booking your wedding is to be three months out without a caterer, dress, or venue. Learn exactly when to plan each aspect of your special day with The Onion’s wedding calendar.

warrior spirit by reenacting the Battle of Thermopylae together.The Juggler: You want them to be funny and risky to entertain the children, but also dignified and mature to keep the grandparents happy.Just Say Fuck It And Decide To Elope: Sorry mom. It’s a little too much to handle right now.

Catering: If you don’t want to serve your guests cold pizza at the reception, we’d recommend placing that delivery order for the reception now.

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