The goal of “Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey” was clearly to ruin your childhood. The bizarrely uninspired horror disaster will make you wish you kept your money instead.
It takes mere moments to comprehend why’s distributors didn’t screen it for critics in advance of its theatrical debut.A shoddily animated prologue explains that, as a boy, Christopher Robin discovered and befriended magical creatures in nearby Hundred Acre Wood. When he grew up and left for college, Pooh and company suffered through a horrible winter that eventually compelled them to eat one of their own: Eeyore.
Mary winds up perishing at Piglet’s hands in what may be one of the limpest murder scenes in horror history. Christopher, meanwhile, is abducted by Pooh, this after he screams and wails like a baby about what’s become of his soft-and-cuddly friends. Nonetheless, when it comes to ridiculousness, nothing tops Pooh and Piglet’s rubber-mask faces, whose quality is more Spirit Halloween than Rick Baker.
Unsurprisingly, it’s only a matter of time before they all fall victim to the overgrown bear and pig, who murder them in vicious ways—a giant knife shoved through the mouth, or repeatedly thrust into the top of their heads—that are so hostile and humorless, they invariably resonate as misogynistic.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey First Reactions Surface for 'Absurdly Entertaining' MovieThe first reactions to WinnieThePooh BloodandHoney have arrived, and...they're generally positive!
Read more »
In which Winnie the Pooh stars in an R-rated slasher movieNEW YORK (AP) — The Hundred Acre Wood has seen some pretty unsettling things over the years. A honey jar shortage. Rather blustery days. The omnipresent threat of a Heffalump. But in “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,” a new microbudget R-rated horror film, Pooh wades into far darker territory than even Eeyore could have ever imagined.
Read more »
Alex Murdaugh's steering wheel tested positive for blood, investigator saysSouth Carolina investigators found blood on the steering wheel of Alex Murdaugh's Chevy Suburban that he drove on the night of his wife and son's murders, a witness said.
Read more »
Michigan State shooting: Students describe tense scenes: 'Her hands were completely covered in blood'Students at Michigan State University are describing the chaotic scenes on campus Monday night as a mass shooting unfolded that left three dead and five injured.
Read more »
Students recall harrowing moments during Michigan State University rampage: 'It's my friend's blood'Dispatch audio revealed the chaotic scene as the gunman appeared to move from room to room in a campus building.
Read more »
Mother of 2 with sickle cell disease reunites with her lifesaving blood donors in NYCLike approximately 10,000 New Yorkers, Stacey Sottile lives with sickle cell disease, an inherited red cell disorder that is most common among African Americans.
Read more »