Gather round the Twitter fire for another batch of the week's funniest Tweets.
I’m very sick of pretending to be cool laid back girl so boys want to date me, I’m insane. I’m literally balls to the wall insane, and that is ok. Pussy is immaculate, head game is otherworldly, I will treat you right and I will also cry everyday.
high risk high rewardWell I stopped taking my anti depressant because it was killing my sex life, and now I can’t stop crying or lashing out at people which has actually been very good for my sex lifeNobody:A hot skinny girl on Instagram wearing colored sunglasses: Your emotional labor is a commodity & you owe to no one. If your lifelong partner wants to tell you about their hard day at work, dump them.
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