'Every time a parent’s sleep is near, a thirsty child must first appear.'
no one warned me parenting would include being held hostage until I find an acceptable answer to what unicorns eatMade it to the level of parenthood where I just plunged my hand into a pot of boiling water to salvage the cheese powder packet I accidentally dumped
in with the macaroni.Having teens is fun because they demand that you give them their independence as they turn right around & ask if they can borrow $20.Parenting is a whole lot of, “Where did you hear that?!” Knowing full well it was you. They heard it from you.
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