I smoked the FreeBritney weed so you don't have to
indica strain for no particular reason other than that my husband came back from the dealers with its fabled nuts. I yelped when I saw the label because it is patently absurd.
According to marketing materials from the brand, this stuff is supposedly a spin-off of Deja Vu, a “rare indica dominant strain created through crossing Now N Later with Jet Fuel Gelato.” It smelled like my personal weed nemesis, Gorilla Glue, which is the stuff former teenagers like me used to smoke on the floors of college dorm rooms across America: pungent, but not in a heady way.
of the lingering aftertaste of the notorious Victoria’s Secret body mist, Secret Dream Angel. Like I stuck my face in the bottom of a Sephora employee’s purse. Wet nickels mixed with Target changing room. But nobody really cares about the smell of weed anyway, unless they’re landlords or roommates or parents who don’t approve. The taste of it matters more, or so I’ve been told by self-serious budtenders. If I were to pin it, #FreeBritney tastes like... the spliffs I used to make with baby blue American Spirits. After a few hits of #FreeBritney I’d had enough. Lots of care on branding! Not so much on aftertaste.
It’s a perplexing gimmick, this #FreeBritney weed. I find it odd to name a federally controlled substance after a person who, until very recently, was the target of mass scrutiny for their alleged use of substances. So much so, in fact, that outlets in the aughts deemed it necessary to ask if Spears was fit to be a mother, with all that “illegal” hoo-ha she was supposedly up to behind the scenes. I’ve smoked almost every single day since I was 17, mostly in secret.
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