SexDiaries: 'Back at my place, I make us drinks. Then Yacht Guy notices my kids’ trampoline in the backyard, and suddenly we’re bouncing around half naked.'
Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman enjoying the single life, from younger guys to yoga retreats: 45, straight, single, New Haven.7:15 a.m. I wake up knowing that my kids are at their dad’s place this week. We’ve been divorced for a couple of years, and we have a very fair shared-custody arrangement and communicate amicably. With no camp lunches to assemble, and no teenagers to yell at to hurry up, I reflexively take out my vibrator and queue up some porn.
4:08 p.m. I cut out of work early and head to the gym, hop on the elliptical while listening to a true-crime podcast, and text Yacht Guy with a bar location since he’s driving to meet me in my neck of the woods. 10:18 p.m. Outside at the second bar, I reveal my trusty weed pen and we both take a few hits. I ask if I should Uber home or if he’d like to drive me. He doesn’t hesitate to choose the latter. I’m excited.
5:20 p.m. I meet a girlfriend for happy hour. She’s also in her 40s, divorced and dating, so we always have fun stories to trade. She tells me about the private sex club in Hartford she went to over the weekend, where she and her date got drunk and found a room to fool around in while others watched. She isn’t ready to swap partners yet, but proposes that I join her sometime with a willing participant.
9:46 p.m. Having not eaten all night, we end up at a fun sushi spot, eating outside, chatting with the owners, whom I know. Finally some PDA as Tall Brit takes my arm, pulls me in and kisses me. We settle up, splitting the bill. I don’t normally split the bill on dates; I usually let them pay, but with these younger guys, I tend to feel like I’m the larger earner so sometimes I offer after they’ve paid for the first round. We head to his apartment nearby.
4:20 p.m. Sweaty and zen, I meet Yacht Guy in front of the retreat building and we surreptitiously head up to my room. I’m not sure if he’s allowed, or what might happen if we get caught.
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