The Devilish Mystery Spawned When Mark Zuckerberg Took Off His Shirt

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The Devilish Mystery Spawned When Mark Zuckerberg Took Off His Shirt
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Oh God, I guess we have to think about this now.

. For what it’s worth, Ian Douglass, a fitness writer and all-around built dude, believes Zuck’s Chadness is“If Zuckerberg had been previously untrained and decided to get down to serious business—both in the gym and with his nutrition plan—there wouldn’t be much preventing him from gaining a solid 8 or 9 pounds of muscle in just his first three months of training,” he said. “Zuck could also expect to drop anywhere from 10 to 20 pounds of body fat during this same time frame.

“It’s a no for me dog,” added associate writer Nadira Goffe. “This is the basic white male. The summation is, ‘Meh.’ ” “Even if I saw him shirtless at Riis [a beach in Queens], I wouldn’t notice him,” continued producer Daisy Rosario.“Why are his pecs so high up on his chest,” wondered Lizzie O’Leary, host of the Slate podcast What Next. O’Leary maintains that this isn’t necessarily an insult, but an observation. “I am not yoked, I am a slightly doughy middle-aged mom,” she said. OK, fair enough. It’s true that Zuckerberg is uncannily pale—sheet-white, to be exact.

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