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'I’m going to fill you in on a juicy secret, and it’s called operation WOWO: Week off, wank off' TheBachelorette

We were all collectively transported back to ‘92-era Monk’s on Monday’s episode of The Bachelorette, with Katie Thurston declaring to her contestants that “little friendly handshakes with themselves are off-limits” for as long as possible as a means of proving their devotion.

Should they master their domain — er, sorry, we’re dealing with millennials — “withhold their self-cafe for as long as possible,” that’s a good thing in the eyes of the famously horny Thurston. But she’ll still “make it hard for them” throughout the episode, which begins by sending co-host Kaitlyn Bristowe to deliver the sex-negative decree. “I’m going to fill you in on a juicy secret, and it’s called operation WOWO: Week off, wank off,” Bristowe tells the guys.

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