The 21 Funniest Pet Tweets On The Internet

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'You may not stay at my house. You drank all my vanilla and I don’t know if my dog f***s with you.'

I Found The 21 Most Hilarious Pet Tweets On The Internet, And You Need To See Them For Your HealthBuzzFeed Staff

The presidential election has me ready to break out in hives. So before we start this stressful week, let's cuddle up to the one thing that will never change — the audacity of pets."I'm the alpha," I whisper to myself as I put my dog's poop in a bag and carry it around.You may not stay at my house. You drank all my vanilla and I don’t know if my dog fucks with you.

My dog is growling at nothing in the corner of the room so I guess this is the part where we sell the house.I’m a reverse Grinch. I absolutely adore Christmas but the rest of the year I live alone with my pet and only talk to the townspeople when absolutely necessary. this is literally my life. sometimes i do interviews over the phone and i have to preface that if my cat wakes up, she might start screaming at me. not in a cute way but in an abusive, demanding way.

I blasted the song “Jump Around” while cooking dinner and now there’s 4 broken windows and there’s Sloppy Joe all over the ceiling and my cat is halfway to Canada23 Funny Pet Tweets To Start Your Day, But Please Try Not To Snort When You Laugh At Them

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