'sorry I’m late, my cat and I were exchanging slow blinks'
a girl at starbucks complimented my lip gloss. i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was grease from the rotisserie chicken i just ate in the parking lot.
So I’m supposed to work like all day cook for myself clean up after myself maintain my relationships stay fit and healthy and watch 12 hours of TikTok a day ummm you’re crazyTumblr was such an insane era. Just a bunch of 14-year-olds learning graduate level gender and sexuality discourse from people with usernames like tac-hoe-belle
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