Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11

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Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11
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WASHINGTON—Telling reporters it was the least he could do to honor the Americans who tragically lost their lives in the attacks, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) announced plans Monday to once again like porn on the anniversary of 9/11. “Next Sept. 11, I promise the American people that I will, just like I did several years ago,…

WASHINGTON—Telling reporters it was the least he could do to honor the Americans who tragically lost their lives in the attacks, Sen. Ted Cruz announced plans Monday to once again like porn on the anniversary of 9/11. “Next Sept. 11, I promise the American people that I will, just like I did several years ago, open my personal Twitter account, browse through several posts featuring busty pornographic actors, and indicate that I like one of them,” said Cruz, adding that much like Sept.

“On such a dark, tragic day in our nation’s history, it is my duty as an elected official to log onto Twitter, type ‘boobs,’ ‘sex,’ or ‘naked women’ into the search bar; scroll through several explicit videos and images; and then click on a sexually graphic post that reveals something deep, disturbing, and hypocritical about myself and my sexual preference—something you, my constituents, and the American public can never, ever forget. I promise you, whatever porn I like on Sept.

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