'A fourth grader told me she wanted to find me a husband, and when I asked her why she said, 'Because then he can buy you a whole new wardrobe.''
Teachers Are Revealing The"Sickest Burn" A Student Ever Gave Them, And Kids Are So Hilariously Brutal
"This requires some visual imagination. It was 'neon day' at school. I am tall and thin with boring, long brown hair and glasses. That day, I wore flare-bottom aqua/teal pants, an orange dress shirt, and a yellow vest over the top. Ya' know…neon colors. Kid comes in the room and, without missing a step, destroys me with: 'You look like the entire Scooby gang combined.
"My kids asked me my favorite energy drink. I told them Celsius. One of my kids said, 'You kind of seem like you’d like Monsters.' I replied, 'Monster drinkers are kind of unhinged.' The kid was like, 'Yeah.' Still living with that one." "An eighth grader in my math class got me really good. 'Hey, Mr. Z, did you know you are my second favorite teacher? All the others are tied for first.' I walked right into that one."
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