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Johnson was joking about her history of dating musicians when the “Cruel Summer” singer suddenly joined her Saturday night.
Taylor Swift crashed Dakota Johnson ’s “Saturday Night Live” opening monologue, joining her friend onstage as her breakup “therapist” in a surprise appearance. Johnson poked fun at her “two very public, very lame breakups with two very awesome musicians” when the “Cruel Summer” singer suddenly joined her Saturday night.
“Some of them don’t wear shoes, some of them are terrible in bed. All of them are in my DMs. Not my fault, though. Some people leave concerts with merch, I leave concerts with a two-and-a-half-year relationship,” Johnson said as she compared her relationships to the theme of her new thriller “Verity.
”Taylor Swift crashed Dakota Johnson’s “Saturday Night Live” opening monologue as Johnson joked about her history of dating musicians.
“But I have really good friends. They don’t judge me for dating these men. They’re actually really supportive,” Johnson added.
“Ladies and gentlemen, my literal therapist,” Johnson said. “I’m not your therapist, actually. You just show up at my house once a week with an empty bottle of wine and ask me if I want some,” Swift quipped. Swift joked that Johnson shows up at her house once a week with wine and overshares about her dating life.
“And then you flop on my couch and overshare and every so often I just say, ‘Damn, that’s crazy. ’ Then I go, ‘It’s late, I should really go to bed. ’ And then you say …” Swift continued.
“Then I give you a Pedialyte and my security drives you home,” Swift said, patting Johnson on the back. Johnson also joked that she is doing a public service by dating male musicians and saving women “a lot of money” on antidepressant Zoloft. Swift then excitedly pointed out that it was Johnson’s birthday as the actress kicked off the show.
This is the ninth time Swift has appeared on “SNL,” including as a musical guest for four shows, hosting once, and four cameos. Johnson’s dating history with musicians includes Noah Gersh, whom she dated from 2007 to 2010, followed by Drowners frontman Mathew Hitt from 2014 to 2016. Our community is about connecting people through open and thoughtful conversations. We want our readers to share their views and exchange ideas in a safe space.
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