One Taylor fan commented: “Someone said ‘Either he isn’t as bad as we think, or she isn’t as good as we think, pick one.’ I hate to say it, but I’m leaning towards her.”
“ texted me immediately being like: ‘I just need the info on this story, like, how psychopathic do you have to be to airplay porn to your TV,’” Matty laughed.Going off on a tangent, the trio then joked about a yoga class full of “fat Black women” being “pleasantly surprised” by someone masturbating to them before Matty added some more details to Adam’s story.“’re not exaggerating, it was 30 seconds, like, you guys were still waiting outside,” he remembered.
I was dressed as ‘guy who is jacking off,’ so I had, like, an untucked shirt and I think it literally was Ghetto Gaggers on the TV — somebody just getting, like, brutalized.”“And it wasn’t some cool scene New York art girl,” Matty said of their friend who’d walked in on him. “It was little Olive who came in like: ‘I’m so sorry, I’m just getting my water!’”Between laughter, Matty made gagging noises to imitate what was going on on the television, and said that he told her “it’s fine, it’s OK.
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