Tam reckons only a doctor can help with his snoring which is boring his wife and kids
According to the latest survey, the average married couple have 160 arguments a year. That’s great news. You see, folks, me and the missus had our 159th ding- dong last night and we’re still in February. So, only ONE barney to go for the rest of 2023!
Our latest, er, lovers’ tiff? On Tuesday, I forgot to empty the dishwasher. And, whether you’re reading this in Aberdeen or Aberystwyth, you probably heard the ensuing aftermath as my wife put away the crockery and cutlery like an orchestra percussionist on LSD. Correction: nightmares are experienced whilst sleeping and both of my girls struggled to enjoy a single moment of uninterrupted shut-eye. By the second night, my wee lassie had dug out her noise-reduction headphones and my wife, I kid you not, was sleeping in the BATH!
Top news stories today When he asked what she wanted last year, she said: “Surprise me.” So he phoned her from Benidorm. Aye, the big man likes a giggle. Apparently, his financial adviser has told him to invest money in Primark and Ikea.
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