Study Finds Deer Only Mammal Besides Humans That Totally Suck

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STARKVILLE, MS—Shedding new light on the ecology of the common woodland creature, a new study published Friday by Mississippi State University biologists has found that deer are the only mammal besides humans that totally suck. “For centuries, the scientific community had assumed that humans were the only mammals who…

STARKVILLE, MS—Shedding new light on the ecology of the common woodland creature, a new study published Friday by Mississippi State University biologists has found that deer are the only mammal besides humans that totally suck. “For centuries, the scientific community had assumed that humans were the only mammals who were completely insufferable, but after years of observation, we can confidently confirm that deer totally suck shit as well,” said lead researcher Dr.

Monica Gold, adding that as soon as her team first noticed the fascinating link between humanity and all 43 species of deer bringing absolutely nothing to the table, “it was easy to find further evidence proving that both have always sucked big fat dick, as far as animals are concerned.

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