He was always the “safe” option, but that didn’t make him boring—it made him great
Photo: Craig Blankenhorn/HBO Max Where were you for the great And Just Like That … fingering scene of 2021? I am talking about, of course, the most fever-dream-esque moment of this already unhinged show, wherein a post-surgery Carrie is forced to pee in an empty Snapple bottle while she listens to her boss bring Miranda to orgasm in her kitchen. This is Sex and the City at its best: astoundingly absurd, weirdly specific, kind of gross, and absolute chaos.
Plus, he’s a pretty damn good boyfriend. One of his most telling moments in the original series happens when Miranda, caught in a meltdown about the prospect of Steve moving in and being repelled by her messy habits, shatters a jar of store-bought marinara sauce on the floor. Steve hugs her, tells her he’s not going anywhere, and suggests they order pizza. He’s just as good-natured and calm navigating their accidental pregnancy and subsequent co-parenting situation.
Chia-seed ice cream …? Photo: Craig Blankenhorn/HBO Max Despite his absence, we can deduce a few things about Steve’s life. For one, we know Miranda hasn’t been happy with their marriage for a long time. She also says they haven’t had sex in years, which is no fun. No one seems very patient with his hearing problem. And now his wife is cheating on him. It’s true that Steve has his own history of infidelity: He cheated on Miranda in the first SATC movie.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Steve Harvey's Zany Courtroom Reality Series Shows Us Why He’s a Master EntertainerHe’s not a real judge and he has no legal experience, but Harvey is at his best (and most ridiculous) on the new ABC reality show.
Read more »
Steve Cropley: EV infrastructure must expand to the motorway | AutocarOur man StvCr thinks up a solution to a problem he spent the holiday thinking about
Read more »
As Splice Sounds Populate Hit Songs by Dua Lipa, Doja Cat and Justin Bieber, CEO Steve Martocci Breaks Down Its DNAEven if you’ve never heard of splice, you’ve heard its sounds in hit songs by Dua Lipa, Doja Cat, Justin Bieber & more. In the latest episode of the StrictlyBusiness podcast, founder and CEO Steve Martocci (smart) talks to Variety’s shirleyhalperin.
Read more »
Health care workers deserve better | ShenemanHanging on by a thread.
Read more »
Panasonic Reveals New Flagship OLED TVPromises better gaming, better picture quality and better sound quality
Read more »
Panasonic Reveals New Flagship OLED TVPromises better gaming, better picture quality and better sound quality
Read more »