'Grow up and do your damn job! We have to. You should, too.” Stephen Colbert recapped Donald Trump's recent news briefing and criticized the Wisconsin Supreme Court on 'The Late Show.'
The Late ShowColbert kicked off by noting how grateful he is to still be able to host his show, despite the fact that he’s not even sure people are watching. “It is possible that my producers are lying to me that we’re broadcasting at all,” he said. “‘Sure, Stephen, we put a van on your front lawn, it talks to space! Now take a shower and shout into your phone.
Trump also rolled his eyes and sighed at Fox News’s Kristin Fisher for asking about COVID-19 testing delays, which is still a major issue as COVID-19 spreads. “You should say congratulations, great job,” he told her, “instead of being so horrid in the way you ask a question.” “Yes, a reporter’s job isn’t to ask questions,” Colbert cracked, comparing Trump’s reaction to that of a teenage girl. “It is to praise the president for doing a great job,” Colbert said. “Just like when Woodward and Bernstein got Nixon that ‘Congrats on the corruption!’ cake.”“Trump doesn’t understand that no one cares about these hissy fits anymore,” he added. “All of the drama no longer plays to the camera, sir, not even to your own supporters. Because it doesn’t matter who you voted for.
“I guess it’s the Wisconsin way of showing New Hampshire you can live free and die,” Colbert said. “The Supreme Court is used to social distancing. Everybody knows to stay at least six feet away from Brett Kavanaugh.” Like many hosts, Colbert has been airing his show from his home in wake of the coronavirus pandemic, performing monologues from his
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