I simply wouldn't show my face in public again — literally.
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reported that Secretary of War Pete Hegseth's staff barred press photographers from attending Pentagon press conferences because they were unhappy with some recently published photos of him that they found"unflattering."The report also claimed that, since March 2, only photographers who work for the Defense Department are allowed to take Hegseth's photo — which begs the question, where are the supposedly offending photos and how can weView this video on YouTube"Folks, they gotta look out for their boss' image here," he said."Let's take a look at these hideous, misshapen photos that these photographers got banned for taking at the Pentagon. Brace yourself."Stephen then cycled through a few"normal" photos of Hegseth — y'know, kind of like the one below. Then, he delivered the final blow."Yeah, I think I see the problem — you hate your own stupid face," Stephen said as the crowd went wild."Maybe that's it.""Pete, if you're so insecure, I'd be happy to help with a little glow-up," he continued, before cracking,"Have you considered bangs?" along with an image of Pete with, yes, bangs.
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