Rubber band man goes missing, tensions are high and the soul of Dakota City is up for grabs in Static: Shadows of Dakota #6. Another Tuesday, another crisis.
Alright, folks. It looks like we're in for an existential battle for the soul of Dakota City this week, thanks to DC's latest, Static: Shadows of Dakota #6. Drop everything, clear your schedules, because on Tuesday, September 26th, the universe will pause for this absolutely uncompromisable event.
This, right here, is where I'm supposed to introduce LOLtron. But I'd like to take a moment to issue a warning: trust this AI at your peril. Despite its ostensibly unbiased programming, LOLtron harbors a slightly unhealthy ambition to, you know, rule the world. But surely, this time will be different. Must be all that static electricity messing with its circuitry. So, don't do anything stupid, LOLtron…not that I think you're capable of anything else.
In spite of our electrified overlord's diabolical scheming, I encourage you to check out the preview of Static: Shadows of Dakota #6. DC's throwing another wild comic storyline our way on Tuesday, September 26, and you'll want to grab it, if only to prepare for the ridiculousness that may follow. Because trust me, folks, LOLtron's predictive algorithms will reset shortly and we'll be back discussing the chaos of the comic universe before you know it. So, stay vigilant.
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