A new government report says it can’t prove UFO sightings aren’t aliens, so …
An alien UFO! Maybe! Photo: Historia/Shutterstock Hot alien summer, commence! An early version of the Pentagon’s highly anticipated report on UFOs has been released, and drumroll, please … it sounds like there are definitely aliens! Maybe! U.S. intelligence officials who conducted the report couldn’t officially confirm either way, which I am taking to mean, “There are for sure aliens.”
So, what exactly did the report find? Officials have determined that the vast majority of these 120 incidents “did not originate from any American military or other advanced U.S. government technology.” That eliminates the possibility that Navy pilots would have encountered technology from a secret U.S. government program. It also opens up the possibility that there are hella aliens.
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