Sorry, Sweetie — Your Mom Doesn’t Know Anything About Makeup “What were all these products? What were all these techniques? Bake? Contour? Cut crease? Waterline? What were all these steps?”
and like any child in this day and age, she excitedly asked if we could watch makeup tutorials on YouTube for “looks”.
What were all these products? What were all these techniques? This terminology? Bake? Contour? Cut crease? Waterline? What were all these steps? Why was she using so many brushes? Was that a kitchen sponge? What had happened to the application of makeup since I had last checked in, which admittedly and evidently, had been a very long time ago? When did all this become the “beginner” stage of makeup?I was having flashbacks to my late bloomer-hodgepodge days when I’d jealously watch the girlie...
This little mini-me miss really didn’t need makeup at all. So, I’d hoped my mom honesty would save me from my ineptitude and I told her the same thing my mom l told me. Hanging on the edge of an epic bonding fail which may scar her for life, I pulled out the finessed version of “I don’t know what I’m doing” with “well, let’s just have fun with it, okay!?”
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