Sometimes trying to look like you're okay after a breakup doesn't go as planned
but perhaps he is trying a little too hard? After his much-discussed birthday trip to St. Tropez, A-
Rod posted a picture of himself to his Instastory, obviously feeling cute. It was a very average photo,determined, darling & dapper AF,” Rodriguez chose to write,Advertisementlike this.Rod chose these words because he didn’t want to falsely advertise the size of his schlong lest his ex decide to write a post of her own, but come on,dapper? No one ever won a breakup narrative by proving themselves to be the most darling and dapper.
ARod is stepping out with big dad bod energy. Big dumped by a 52-year-old energy. Big didn’t-he-use-steroids-so-why-does-he-still-get-to-commentate-during-Yankees-games energy. Big dumb caption energy. Big damn-how-much-teeth-whitening-does-a-person-need energy.
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