'You will witness the absolutely delicious joy of seeing your oldest child become a parent to your youngest.'
And speaking of those early mornings: you will occasionally arrive at work having essentially run a marathon – feeding four bodies, clothing them, delivering them to wherever they need to go. You will bite your tongue, your lip, your cheek – the whole inside of your mouth will basically become a chew toy – in order not to laugh and scream when your childless colleague yawns and complains about the subway.
You will be subject to many, many, musings on “how you do it”, to which the answer will be “I don’t” – or some variation on “I just try not to drop too many balls/the baby.” You will witness the absolutely delicious joy of seeing your oldest child become a parent to your youngest. “I’m like the second mum,” my oldest son is fond of saying, and the baby believes it too. He is also a teacher, mediator, occasional chef. In many ways he will grow up faster than you ever thought possible, now that you have an infant in the house marking the swift and brutal passage of time with her ever-approaching developmental milestones.
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