'It almost sounds like Donald Trump knows exactly what it feels like to be on cocaine,' Colin Jost said
began: “Well yesterday, everyone in New York pretended they felt an earthquake. Just admit it, you thought it was wind.”
“This earthquake was actually the best possible disaster,” Jost continued. “It was kind of like the time I saw my dad in the shower. It was a little scary, there was no permanent damage, but I’m going to remember it for the rest of my life.”“At a campaign rally, former President Trump said he would debate President Biden any time, any place. And then he pointed to an empty podium on the stage,” Jost said. “Now, Trump and Biden are both polling 80 points behind the podium.
“But then, by the end, you’re fading fast,” Jost added, showing a clip of Trump seeming lethargic and fumbling over his words.
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