Donald Trump's threats to acquire Greenland weren't unlike sleazy dating app behavior, Michael Che jokes on 'SNL'
a military invasion and tariffs on European countries until he got what he wanted, ultimately backed down this week, announcing a framework for a lesser deal. “President Trump has spent so much time stalking Greenland like an absolute psycho, he’s basically become a guy on a dating app,” co-anchorjoked.
“He’s like, ‘Hey Greenland, you look so good.’ And Greenland’s like, ‘Haha thanks.’ And Trump’s like, ‘Seriously, I need you. I’d literally give 700 billion dollars to be with you.'” Colin added that after Greenland replied, “not trying be mean, but I’m not interested,” Trump grew irate: “I’ll kill you, you ugly b—h.”Rod Stewart Slams 'Draft Dodger' Trump Over NATO Troops Remarks“I get that ICE agents are people, allegedly, and they have a job to do,” Che said, “but at some point while you’re pepper-spraying old ladies or shooting at a nurse, you ever stop and ask yourself, ‘Are we dicks?'” Che also called out Vice President JD Vance for saying that anti-ICE protesters should just write op-eds or debate on social media rather than take to the streets—”You know, just like these young scholars did on Jan. 6,” he joked.Keith Urban Has Allegedly Moved in With a Singer 32 Years His Junior — & It May Be the ‘Reason’ for Rift With Daughters ‘The Invite’ Review: Olivia Wilde Directs and Stars in a Bravura Dinner-Party Dramedy That’s like ‘Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?’ Redone as Vintage Woody Allen
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