“A famous, wonderful man arrested for no reason at all,” James Austin Johnson’s Donald Trump said on 'SNL' last night. “If you haven’t put it together folks, I’m comparing myself to Jesus—again. And what better time than on his birthday, Easter?”
“A famous, wonderful man arrested for no reason at all,” he said. “If you haven’t put it together folks, I’m comparing myself to Jesus—again. And what better time than on his birthday, Easter?”
“He rose from the dead on the third day,” he said. “I would have done it faster—possibly two. Possibly two days. I think we could have done it a lot faster.” “And a lot of his followers got in big, big trouble, just like mine. All because I told them exactly what Jesus would have said: Get very violent and start a war,” he said.
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