‘Saturday Night Live’ took aim at Jim Jordan’s failed attempt at being named Speaker of the House.
“All I want to do is get congress back to work so I can shut it down again,” an unhinged Jordan explained. Fortunately, a handful of his fellow Republicans let him know they were rooting for him to get it done, too. First was, who stopped by a random baby cradled in his arms. When Jordan asked why he has a baby, Santos admitted that even he doesn’t know . called to console Jordan next, and assured him that “Things are going exactly as planned.
Trump explained his disappearing act was because “I prefer the Jordans who win, okay? Like the great Michael Jordan. Or the even greater Jordin Sparks.” Trump went on to explain that he actually does not like Jordan, and that a big part of that “is the lack of a jacket,” adding, “You don’t look good. You look like the night manager at a two-star steakhouse.”
Jordan claimed he did everything Trump would have done to get the votes: “Intimidation, threats. Why didn’t it work?” Simple, according to Trump: “You’re not me. You’re no fun, I’m hilarious… You’re little Jim Jordan, I’m Donald Trump. I’m Coke, you’re Shasta.”
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