The show's opening sketch focused on the claims that Heard defecated on her and Depp's bed.
‘s cold open on May 14 tackled Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s defamation trial, focusing primarily on the claims that Heard defecated on her and Depp’s bed. The show’s first sketch began with Kate McKinnon’s MSNBC host Nicolle Wallace introducing live coverage of a segment that she said everyone can collectively watch and think “I’m glad it ain’t me.
” “Mr. Depp, earlier in this trial, you mentioned that Ms. Heard left fecal matter in your bed,” Aidy Bryant said to Kyle Mooney’s Depp. “That is correct,” he replied. Bryant went on show a clip of Depp’s property manager Leonard Green, played by Kenan Thompson, discovering the alleged fecal matter in the bed. “Objection, that still wouldn’t prove my client is guilty of anything,” Heidi Gardner said. “That’s true. But I’ll allow it because it does sound fun,” Cecily Strong’s judge responds. “And this trial is for fun.” In the video, Thompson is doing a “routine check” of the apartment while talking on the phone about Depp’s severed finger, and then he smells the “boo-boo.”“Ew, hell nah, why you ain’t just go in the toilet?” she asked him. “I didn’t do this,” he responded before they theorized where the “boo-boo” may have come from — a dog, a “dehydrated adult,” the wife. “Why would she boo-boo in her own bed,” Nwodim asked Thompson. “Well, remember, she already cut the boy finger off,” he said. “And my daddy always said, ‘If a girl will cut your finger off, she will boo-boo in your bed.'”
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