Woody Harrelson joined the Five-Timer's Club with his hosting gig, which featured Jack White as the musical guest.
“And I said, ‘Well, what are you doing eating the dirt? Don’t eat the dirt,'” he said. “‘Don’t eat the dirt. You should be eating the cold McDonald’s I brought you and the bottled water and Trump ice. I’ll be honest, I just put my sticker on some Dasani.”
He continued, “I’ve heard all about your situation with the water, but I was looking at your river, and it’s so shiny. I’ve never seen water so beautiful — beautiful rainbows and discolorations. It’s wearing makeup Fenty Beauty Water by Rihanna.”
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