President Biden also mistakes new House Speaker Mike Johnson for a White House aide.
The sketch begins with Biden attempting to climb a wobbly ladder to attach a purple bat to some drapes, only to nix the idea. “On second thought, let’s do that later,” he says, before ambling down and then picking up what appears to be a rubber arm on the Resolute Desk.our dog, CommanderThe president, seeking help putting up some cobwebs, then mistakes the new Speaker of the House, Louisiana GOP Congressman, has to explain who he is to the president, who keeps forgetting his forgettable name.
“I’m now second in line to replace you,” Johnson says, “so I’m excited to see more of this ladder thing.” After Johnson departs, Biden seeks someone who “could help me explain the true meaning of Halloween.”“I’m the spirit of Halloween. The ghost of All Hallows past. In South America, they call me, ‘Papa Pumpkin.’ I don’t know. Maybe. I’ve never been.”
After explaining that he came in not through the chimney, but the toilet — “the Halloween way,” as he puts it — Walken reads aloud a poem he has prepared for the occasion:I’ll pull down your underwear
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