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49-year-old woman ID’d as inmate found dead in Birmingham City Jail cellThe inmate, who was jailed Tuesday on a DUI and traffic warrants, was found unresponsive on Thursday by jail staff in a single-person cell.
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Alabama prison system picks new provider for inmate healthcareA Tennessee-based company was picked over three other companies that submitted proposals. The four-and-a-half-year contract is scheduled to take effect April 1.
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Senate committee finds widespread employee on inmate sex abuse in federal prisons - New York Amsterdam NewsA bipartisan Senate investigation has revealed how the Federal Bureau of Prisons had failed to address the problem of sexual abuse adequately.
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Amid Inflation and Short-Staffing, Labor Organizers Demanded More in 2022Workers across many industries defied conventional organizing wisdom in order to gain ground.
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Flight delays cancellations cause passengers to scramble at San Antonio airportFor a second day in a row, passengers are met with delays and cancellations with...
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Southwest recognizes 'falling short' after canceled flights leave travelers strandedSouthwest Airlines has canceled more than half of its flights, leaving thousands of travelers stranded until the new year.
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