To find the best cocktail machine, we tested two of the most popular: Bartesian and Bev. We used them to make classic cocktails and compared them.
Bryan Belknap has worked as a product tester in the kitchenware industry and has held roles as a sommelier, bartender, recipe developer, and barista. With extensive experience in kitchenware, food, and beverages, he is now a contributing writer at Serious Eats.
cocktail machines. The Bartesian crafts a spirit-forward cocktail with its touchscreen providing real-time support. The Bev shines with sweeter cocktails and fewer frills. As someone who has been tasked with making the drinks at a fair share of dinner parties, I’ve often wondered if my hosting duties could be made easier with a cocktail machine. Cocktail machines promise to make drinks faster than a human bartender can. But are they any good? I recently put the Bartesian and Bev cocktail machines to the test to find out which one was the best. After using them to make classic cocktails with a variety of spirits, I recommend both, with a few caveats. The at-home mixologist in your social circle doesn’t need to worry about being replaced, but both the Bartesian and Bev have their perks.Upon opening each package, you’ll find that both machines have physical manuals and QR codes that link you to a video setup. Both machines took around 10 minutes to go from box to countertop. The Bartesian and Bev both have designated spots for different types of alcohol. The Bev utilizes five straws, each of which connects directly to a bottle. It also has a sixth straw and spot reserved for a glass dispenser bottle for water. If you prefer a uniform look, you can purchase moreThe Bartesian utilizes four glass bottles that you fill with the spirits and install directly into four designated spots in the machine. These four spots are for vodka, tequila, whiskey, and gin/rum. The gin and rum share a spot, so if these are your two favorite spirits, you will run into some inconvenience here. The water for the Bartesian goes directly into a removable reservoir on the back of the machine. Both cocktail machines rely on you putting each bottle in its designated position. If you accidentally put your blanco tequila in the vodka spot, and vice versa, you might end up with a vodka sunrise or a tequila espresso martini. Luckily, each spot is labeled on the machine for easy installation.The Bartesian has a low profile and sleek design. The removable non-slip bar mat, hidden-from-sight water reservoir, uniform glass bottles, and an intuitive and softly backlit touchscreen give it a premium look and feel. The Bev isn’t as design-forward as the Bartesian, and it’s larger. Due to its size, it has a shelf that folds down about four inches above the drip tray. The shelf helps avoid a splash zone when dispensing a cocktail into a smaller glass from a taller pour height. But the Bev has the Bartesian beat in one area: a chic lighting system. Each bottle rests on top of a light that illuminates it from underneath. When a cocktail is being made, the required bottle will be lit up. When the machine is on, but not making a cocktail, all of the bottles glow. You can also turn it into a party mode—the lights cycle through bottles, flashing when it’s their turn.Both the Bartesian and the Bev make cocktails the same way. Load a capsule of cocktail mix, and your drink will be identified by a barcode on the capsule’s foil seal. Place your glassware directly under the loaded capsule and then select your preferred strength: mocktail, light, regular, or strong. Then the magic happens. The machine punctures the capsule and pours a combination of the required spirit, water, and pod contents. Roughly 30 seconds later, you’ll have a cocktail. Remember that touchscreen on the Bartesian? It doesn’t just look nice; it makes the cocktail machine much easier to use. Turn it on, and the touchscreen walks you through every step, like glassware selection , cocktail strength, and then a reminder to remove the capsule. It'll also let you know if you need to finish your drink with aor pour it directly over ice. The Bev doesn’t have the glassware and finishing features on its onboard display, although if you’re stumped, eachon Bartesian’s website identifies the ideal glass for each cocktail. Both the Bartesian and the Bev have enough clearance between the drip tray and loaded capsule to accommodate a wide variety of glassware. is undoubtedly a crucial part of making cocktails, but it does detract from the ease of using an automated machine to make drinks. If a Cosmo takes 20 seconds in the machine, but you need to shake it with ice and strain it, how much time are you really saving? I tried skipping the shaking step, but my drink wasn’t cold enough. Because of that, I’m left feeling these machines make the most sense for cocktails meant to be simply poured over ice, like a margarita. Long story short: It depends. Both machines use the same cocktail pods, but the finished cocktails aren’t the same. Bartesian currently offers around 60 Bev-compatible capsules containing bitters, extracts, and juice concentrates for each specific cocktail. Tracking down the capsules in-store may prove to be a challenge, as they do not have an extensive list of stockists. But you can buy them online, including on. Each box contains six or eight capsules. At one capsule per cocktail, it breaks down to roughly $2.50 to $3.00 per drink . Now let’s dive into the cocktails. I made three drinks side by side in the Bartesian and Bev for the best comparison of flavors, strength, timing, and overall satisfaction. I also chose the same strength options and used the same glassware, the same amount of ice, and the same length of shake time. So, which cocktail machine made better drinks?. Timing was not a differentiator here, as the Bartesian took 24 seconds and the Bev 25 seconds. Both margaritas had that classic chain-restaurant margarita sour mix smell. To clarify: This isa negative point. You might miss that fresh-squeezed lime flavor that comes with a margarita from your favorite cocktail bar, but it’s still a solid drink. Upon inspection, the Bev was noticeably lighter in color, which told me the Bev added more water to the drink than the Bartesian. My taste test confirmed this was true. Bartesian’s margarita was bold, with big citrus and tequila flavors. The Bev’s version was more muted.For a more complex cocktail test, I went with the whiskey sour. And no, you can’t crack an egg white into either machine. I kept this consideration in mind as I conducted my test, knowing that the texture wouldn’t match that of a traditional whiskey sour. Again, both machines took the same amount of time . Similar to the margarita, the Bev yielded a whiskey sour that was lighter in color than Bartesian’s. The Bev’s drink was sweeter up front, followed by a touch of the whiskey on the back end. The Bartesian was whiskey-forward, carried notes of spice, and finished with a subtle sweetness. As a former bartender, I’ll argue that a whiskey sour isn’t meant to be as spirit-forward as drinks like an, so one could make the case that the Bev is more on the nose here. But cocktails are subjective! If you prefer yours to pack more of a punch, you’ll like the Bartesian version. Consider, also, the time it takes to drink a cocktail. Because the Bartesian was whiskey-heavy, it became nicely balanced after about five minutes. The Bevmore balanced, but its flavors became muted more quickly. Which cocktail machine won out here? In this case, it comes down to personal preference: How do you like your whiskey sour?To test the customization options , I made Cosmos. Samantha, Miranda, Carrie, and Charlotte would be proud.was cranberry- and orange-forward, making it the better choice for a light pour. Moving to the standard pour, the Bev outperformed again. The sweetness of the orange paired with the bitterness of the cranberry made it a well-balanced Cosmo. The Bartesian was drier, which can be a positive if you are not fond of sweet drinks. But it again didn’t have as fruity, satisfying flavors as the Bev’s version. On to the strong pour: Simply put, if you use the Bartesian, you’re going to want to make sure you like the vodka you choose. It’sspirit-forward. Without ice to dilute the drink over time, the strong version was just that—strong. As someone who orders a bone-dry, it doesn’t offend me, but it’s not what one would call “balanced.” While the Bev still had a definitive vodka taste coming through, it wasn’t as prevalent as the Bartesian. Again, it remained balanced throughout the time it took me to finish the drink and had a subtle cranberry and orange profile. The winner across all three strength options was The Bev. It was more flavorful and balanced across light, standard, and strong drinks.When it comes to cleaning, both machines are clear on which parts to wipe, wash, and dry. They both recommend a rinse cycle every 30 days. I tested this and found Bartesian’s was more streamlined. I was instructed to remove the glass spirit dispensers, return any remaining alcohol to its original bottle, and then fill all four with water. After that, I clicked the cleaning option on the touchscreen. The water then flowed through each reservoir and flushed the machine into a vessel of my choosing. The Bev had the same option via a button on the back, but if you’re using the original spirit bottles, you’ll need to find five clean bottles to fill with water to complete the rinse cycle. While it’s not a dealbreaker, it did add extra time and required additional vessels. If you purchased the Bev’s glass bottles, you’ll notice that their opening is pretty narrow, which makes them trickier to clean thoroughly. Bartesian’s bottles have wider openings., use egg white, and pick your triple sec, could you make a better version of each drink listed above? Absolutely. Are these machines meant to replace that? Nope. Both of these machines do what they’re meant to: make solid cocktails at the touch of a button.is the way to go. If you’re looking to save some money, have a simpler user experience, display your bottles, and enjoy cocktails on the sweeter side, At a party, either machine is going to work wonders for keeping you out of the kitchen all night. That said, making cocktails at home is such an enjoyable experience that I wouldn’t want to give that up. The juice is worth the squeeze—literally and figuratively. My advice? Use the Bartesian or the Bev for parties and lazy days, continue to make your own cocktails, and go out and tip your local bartender. They all deserve a spot in your rotation.Where can you buy Bartesian capsules?For Bartesian: Wipe the outside surface of the machine with a soft, damp cloth or sponge. Dry the surface with a clean cloth. Wash the bar mat and water reservoir in hot, soapy water. Rinse and air-dry. Lift the lid handle and wipe the barcode reader with a damp cloth. If the cocktail machine is not used for an extended period, it is recommended to use the rinse/clean function. It is also recommended to use the rinse/clean function every 30 days. For Bev: Use a cloth dampened only with water and mild soap on the exterior. Dishwasher-safe: the stainless-steel straws, drip tray cover, water bottle, and capsule holder cup are top-rack dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. It is recommended to clean the liquid lines of the cocktail machine at least once a month with the cleaning mode cycle.Throughout his career, he has mixed and served plenty of classic cocktails. 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